Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Okotie in the House

Please do not blame o! I just had to post this up, I received it in an email and I couldn't help Laughing..Hope you all have a wonderful week!!

NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
Chris Okotie: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
Chris Okotie: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
Chris Okotie: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
Chris Okotie: Neophyte's serendipity.
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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
Chris Okotie: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
Chris Okotie: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
Chris Okotie: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
Chris Okotie: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
Chris Okotie: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
Chris Okotie: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
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NORMAL PERSON: Look before you leap
Chris Okotie: Surveillance should precede saltation.
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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
Chris Okotie: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Chris Okotie: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
Chris Okotie: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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Remi, United Kingdom said...

Firrrrrst... ooookay where everybody dey oh?

The hingalish of our people eh? wonderful... lol..

Have a great week :-)

simeone said...

what is this can i be laughing alone at 12 midnyt....

Robyn said...


poeticallytinted said...

This cracks me up whenever I see it.

Danny BaGucci said...

Never fails to elicit gargantuan cachinnations from my bodily edifice! LOL...

Not been here in a bit.. Wonder how?

chichi said...

4 real! hahaha. my goodness, tew funny.
LOL @ db o!

The poets voice ~~~ said...

@ ALL- what can i say but say but LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Danny Bagucci, u've outdone yourself!, and Robyn I did say not to blame me...WE all need a bit of laughter every now and then!!!

deola said...

you really make me laugh today

Lindah said...

Hahaha, humorous and interesting at the same time. How have you been?

The poets voice ~~~ said...

@ deola- wel, that's a good thing and thanx for stopping by!
@ lindah- i'm fine..i've been writing exams and i'll be done by next week.